Cat Riddles 4

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
→ He felt funny!

What's striped and bouncy?
→ A tiger on a pogo stick!

What is the cat's favorite TV show?
→ The evening mews!

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?
→ Smack a lion!

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
→ Hailing taxi cabs!

How is cat food sold?
→ Usually purr can!

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?
→ A tiger moth!

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
→ 'Let us prey.'