Sport Jokes — worst jokes

Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues?
→ His balk was worse than his bite!

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?
→ Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

Where did the Gorilla play baseball?
→ In the bush leagues, of course!

What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off?
→ Ban-she, ban-she!

What is a ghost boxer called?
→ A phantomweight.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?
→ Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

Whats a frogs favourite game?
→ It's croak-et!

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?
→ He bowled long hops!

What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg?
→ First it goes ping, then it goes pong.

A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.