Sport Jokes — worst jokes

Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm. The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm.

Feeling sorry for the little snake with no lunch, he snatched him up again and poured a little beer down his throat. Then he went about his fishing.

An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his pant leg. Looking down, he saw the same snake with three more worms in his mouth...

Why men like to fishing so much?
→ They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

What fish is best to have in a boat?
→ A Sailfish.

Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line?
→ eFISHancy!

Why are fish no good at tennis?
→ They don't like to get too close to the net!

What's the best way to catch a fish?
→ Have someone throw it at you.

What kind of money do fishermen make?
→ Net profits!

When fish play football, who is the captain?
→ The team's kipper!

Fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks: "Any luck?"

"Any luck? This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday," he boasts.

"Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?" asks the stranger.

"Nope."

"Well, meet the new game warden."

"Oh," gulped the fisherman. "Well, do you know who I am?"

"Nope."

"Meet the biggest liar in the state!"

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?
→ Fished, but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!