Sport Jokes — worst jokes

What sort of net is useless for catching fish?
→ A football net!

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?
→ One baits his hook, the other hates his book.

Have you seen the new fishing website?
→ No, it's not online yet.

George went fishing, but at the end of the day he had not caught one fish. On the way back to camp, he stopped at a fish store.

'I want to buy three trout,' he said to the owner. 'But instead of putting them in a bag, throw them to me.'
'Why should I do that?' the owner asked.
'So I can tell everyone that I caught three fish!'

- Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone!

- Counselor: Are you choking?

- Lee: No, I'm serious!

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?
→ Four. One to cut the hole in the ice, and three to push the boat through.

How many anglers does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Four, one to change the light bulb and three to brag about how big the old one was and about the one that they would have changed, but "It got away"

- Fisherman: What are you fishing for sonny?

- Boy: I'm not fishing, I'm drowning worms.

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?
→ One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

Tim once took his small cousin with him while he went fishing: When he returned, he was looking very fed up.
"I'll never do that again," he complained to his Dad. "Did she frighten off the fish?" enquired Dad. "No," replied Tim. "She sat on the bank and ate all my maggots."