Sport Jokes — worst jokes

What's a big game hunter?
→ Someone who's lost his way to the match.

Why did the boxer date the pretty girl?
→ Because she was a knockout!

This morning I felt that today was going to be my lucky day. I got up at seven, had seven dollars in my pocket, there were seven of us at lunch and there were seven horses in the seven o'clock race - so I backed the seventh.

- Did it win?

- No, it came seventh.

Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice?
→ He was a sherbet!

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?
→ Because bad news travels fast!

A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says, "Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning." The starting gate opens, the horses take-off, they move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep on the track. He kicks the horse and asks, "WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING. The horse, half asleep says, "I have to get up at three in the morning."

What is the slowest racehorse in the world?
→ A clotheshorse!

- You said it was a great horse and it is.

- It took twenty other horses to beat him!

Why is horse racing so romantic?
→ Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

Why is a racehorse like a letter?
→ They both begin a trip at the post!