Science — worst jokes

What's the difference between a horse and the weather?
→ One is reined up and the other rains down.

What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?
→ I have my eye on you.

What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?
→ You make my temperature rise.

What's the difference between 'weather' and 'climate'?
→ You can't 'weather' a tree, but you can 'climate'!

What did one tornado say to the other?
→ "Let's twist again, like we did last summer...."

Two weathermen each broke an arm and a leg in an accident, and called from the hospital about the four casts.

There is a Shreveport cable TV channel that broadcasts the (live) video of the Shreveport radar and the audio of the NOAA weather radio station. When explaining why he knew he should go into meteorology, he said that when he was young, he would sometimes watch the channel even when there were no echoes, just for fun.

Recently during the heavy rains they have experienced in New England the mail carrier for one neighborhood commeneted on the "pouring rain." Well, atleast the dew point is coming down!

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?
→ The nearest ISOBAR!!

Why were the vets and pounds mad?
→ It was raining cats and dogs