Science — best jokes

What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian's apartment? Potpourri

Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?

A. It doesn't mean dick.

Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?

A: Snap-on tools!

Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?

A: None of them have closets to come out of.

A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:"I can lick any man in the place!"

The nearest customer looks him up and down,then says: "Crude, but direct. Tell me, is this yourfirst time in a gay bar?"

Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten circumcised last week.

"Can I see it?" asked the second gay homosexual, so he promptlydropped his pants to show off his cock.

"Oooh," squealed his friend, "You look ten years younger!"

A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.

"I'm in love with my horse," he said.

"But that's nothing," replied the shrink. "A lot of people love animals. For instance, my wife and I have a dog that we love very much."

"Ah, but doctor," the patient replied. "It's a sexual attraction that I feel toward my horse."

"Ahhh!" exclaimed the doc. "What kind of a horse is it? Male or female?"

"Female, of course," said the bloke. "What do you think I am, a faggot!"

Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One of them pointed to a ferry and asked, "Elton, what's that?"

"That's a ferry-boat, George my love," answered Elton.

"Oooh!" Squealed George, "I knew there was a lot of us, but I didn't know we had our own navy!"

What's the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and a plaid shirt.

Q:What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?

A: A gay time.... Sent by Lara