Dirty Jokes — worst jokes

What's the difference between a blond and a mosquito?
→ A mosquito stops sucking once you whack it.

Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test?
→ Every time the car stopped she jumped in the backseat.

A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.

"What's wrong?" her mum, (another blonde) asked.

"My boyfriend's just dropped me!" wailed the blonde.

Her mother nodded wisely and started to tell her all about the birds and the bees.

"No mum," the blonde interrupted. "You don't understand - I can fuck and suck with the best of them, but he says I can't cook!"

This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.

The lawyer asked, "How long are you having a sexual relationship?"

"Years, I tell you years," she replied.

"That's no answer, you have to specify how long has he intimated with you."

"I don't know exactly, it's average, about six inches."

How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
→ The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
→ The blonde - she is eighteen.

Why don't blondes use vibrators?
→ Because they are scared they might chip their teeth!!!

How do you know a blond has been using your computer?
→ When the joy stick is wet!

What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
→ A mobile sperm bank.

What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
→ A hundred dollar bill.