Dirty Jokes — worst jokes

What did one of the blonde's legs say to the other one?
→ Between you and me we could make a lot of money!

How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
→ If she can chew tobacco and suck dick at the same time and still know which one to spit out.

How do you break a blonde's nose?
→ Place a dildo under a glass table!

What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading her name tag?
→ What did you name the other one!!

This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is it true that if you pull you finger out, I'll sink?"

Why can't blondes water-ski?
→ When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
→ Her crayons are still sticky.

A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, "Gimme a beer." The bartender then asks, "Anheuser-Busch?" To which she replies, "Fine thanks, and how's your cock?"

And more on blondes...

But why do brunettes take the pill?
→ Wishful Thinking.

What does a blonde say after sex?
→ Thanks Guys.