Dirty Jokes — worst jokes

What's the difference between a computer and a blonde?
→ The computer is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.

Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work at the same time and get on the elevator. The brunette notices a blob on the elevator wall and says: "OOOOOhhh that looks like semen." She reaches out and touches the blob with her fingers and says "It feels like semen."

The redhead reaches out and touches it with her fingers, smells it, and says "It smells like semen." The blonde, reaches out and touches it with her fingers and then puts her fingers in her mouth and tastes it and says, "It doesn't taste like anyone in this building . . ."

What do you call three blondes on Santa's Lap??
→ Ho Ho Ho

What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
→ They both wiggle when you eat them!

What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
→ Hump me dump me

What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
→ Dual air bags!

How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?
→ There's white out on the screen and lipstick on the joystick!

Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???
→ Cause blonde boys aren't that smart either.

Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
→ So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.

How do you confuse a blonde?
→ Put her in a round room and tell her to pee in the corner.

How do you confuse her even more?
→ Ask her where she went.