Boyfriend Dropped Her

A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.

- What's wrong? - her mum, (another blonde) asked.

- My boyfriend's just dropped me - wailed the blonde.

Her mother nodded wisely and started to tell her all about the birds and the bees.

- No mum - the blonde interrupted.

- You don't understand - I can fuck and suck with the best of them, but he says I can't cook!