Clean Jokes — worst jokes

Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road?
→ Because he didn't have enough guts

Why did the turkey cross the road?
→ To prove he wasn't chicken

What is the definition of Robin?
→ A bird who steals!

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?
→ Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
→ Tweetie Pie!

What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender?
→ Shredded Tweet!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
→ A great walkie-talkie!

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
→ A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

What happened when the owl lost his voice?
→ He didn't give a hoot!

What happens when ducks fly upside down?
→ They quack up!