Clean Jokes — worst jokes

What is a parrot's favorite game?
→ Hide and Speak!

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?
→ An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

Where do the cleverest parrots live?
→ In the brain tree forests!

- My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word.

- What's that?

- Ouch!

What is the strongest bird?
→ A crane!

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
→ Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?
→ Dead.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
→ An eggroll!

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
→ Coop-cakes!

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
→ "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!"