Clean Jokes — worst jokes

How do you weigh a whale?
→ On Whale Weigh Scales.

Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?
→ Yak the Ripper

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
→ Tarzan stripes forever.

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?
→ A zebra with a set of drums.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
→ A long necked toothbrush!

- What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas' sleigh and is made of cement?

- I don't know.

- A reindeer!

- What about the cement?

- I just threw that in to make it hard.

What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?
→ They're both brown, except the snowball.

How would you get four reindeer in a car?
→ Two in the front and two in the back!

And how do you get four polar bears in a car?
→ Take the reindeer out first

Why is a reindeer like a gossip?
→ Because they are both tail bearers!

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
→ This one will sleigh you!