Clean Jokes — worst jokes

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?
→ Because he ate too many crabs!

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?
→ Flipper coin!

A snail starts a slow climb up the trunk of an apple tree. He is watched by a sparrow who can't help laughing and eventually says "Don't you know there aren't any apples on the tree yet?" "Yes," said the snail, "but there will be by the time I get up there."

What gas do snails prefer?
→ Shell.

How do snails get their shells all shiny?
→ They use snail polish.

What do you do when two snails have a fight?
→ Leave them to slug it out.

What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?
→ I'll get you next slime!

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?
→ How slime flies!

What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line?
→ A drip dry skunk.

What is the best advice to give a worm?
→ Sleep late.