Clean Jokes — worst jokes

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?
→ She wanted to lay it on the line!

How do, like, really laid-back types answer the phone?
→ Mellow.

How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?
→ Yellow?

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?
→ Ringworm!

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a fat football player?
→ A wide receiver.

What animals talk on the telephone the most?
→ The yakety-yaks!

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?
→ A wake-up call!

How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?
→ You get a buzzy signal.

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?
→ Bell-bottoms!

When doesn't a telephone work underwater?
→ When it's wringing wet!