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Elephant On Your Car
What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?
→ Time to get a new car.
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Random joke from this category
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Johnsons In The Phone Book
Why are there so many Johnson in the phone book?
→ They all have phones.
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Music Phones Love
What kind of music do phones love to hear?
→ A symphony
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Phone And Iron
What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?
→ A smooth operator!
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Baboon Phone Calls
How does a baboon make phone calls?
→ He just monkeys around on the line!
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Ghost On The Phone
What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you?
→ A phone moan.
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Phone And Mouthwash
What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?
→ Tele-Scope.
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Birthday Party Line
What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?
→ A party line!
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Phone And Birthday
What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?
→ A party line!
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Baritone's Phone Calls
How does a baritone make phone calls?
→ Song distance!