Clean Jokes — worst jokes

Good question...

Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs? hmmmm.

A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.

The bartender replies "I'm sorry, We don't serve strings"

The string, angry, runs to the bathroom and ties himself up into knots until his ends are frayed.

Then he walks back out and asks the bartender for a drink.

"Hey, aren't you the string I just talked to?" The bartender asks.

"Nope," Says the string, "I'm afraid not." (a frayed knot)

How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ 2, the trick is getting them IN there.

What was the pirate movie rated?
→ ARRRRRRR

What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal?
→ Lettuce alone!

- Knock knock.

- Who's there?

- I wannup.

- I wannup who?

- You do! I didn't need to know that!

- Knock, knock.

- Who's there?

- Dwayne.

- Dwayne who?

- DWAYNE THE TUB! I'M DWOWNING!

- Knock knock.

- Who's there?

- Ketchup.

- Ketchup who?

- Catch up with me and I'll tell you!

How do you make a Kleenex dance?
→ Put a little boogie in it.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Ida

- Ida who?

- Ida know.