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Cow With No Legs
What do you call a cow with no legs?
→ Ground beef.
Clean Jokes — worst jokes
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Random joke from this category
Guest
Fish Day
Which day does a fish hate?
→ Fryday
Guest
200 Ton Elephant
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
→ Anywhere he wants!
Guest
Turtle Crossing
Why did the Turtle cross the road?
→ To get to the shell station.
Guest
Siamese Twins In England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?
→ So the other one could drive.
Guest
Snowman And Vampire
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
→ Frost-bite!
Guest
Spelling Relief
How do you spell relief?
→ F A R T
Guest
Duck Confusion
What's the difference between a duck?
→ One of it's legs is both the same. (just say it to confuse people)
Energizer Bunny Arrested
Did you hear?
The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.
Guest
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?...
→ Three in front and three in back...