Christmas Jokes — worst jokes

- Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I can't sleep.

- Try lying on the edge of your bed...you'll soon drop off!

- Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a Christmas bell!

- Just take these pills - and, if they don't work, give me a ring!

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?
→ He had no body to go with!

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?
→ Fancy a bite?

Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party?
→ It was a scream!

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?
→ Chick to chick!

Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Christmas ball?
→ It was a moth ball!

How many chimney does Father Christmas go down?
→ Stacks!

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?
→ Black mail!

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
→ Santa Claustrophobia!