December Letter
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
→ The letter "D"!
Random joke from this category
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
→ The letter "D"!
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
→ It's Christmas, Eve!
What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes?
→ No-eyed-deer!
Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a cricket match?
→ Because they're both stopped by the rein.
How do you make a slow reindeer fast?
→ Don't feed it!
What do you get hanging from Father Christmas' roof?
→ Tired arms!
Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn't get wet! Why not?
→ Because it wasn't raining!
How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
→ "A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!
Did you hear about the stupid turkey?
→ It was looking forward to Christmas!
What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?
→ Grave-y!