Christmas Cake
Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
→ Your teeth!
Random joke from this category
Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
→ Your teeth!
What bird has wings but cannot fly?
→ Roast turkey!
Who is never hungry at Christmas?
→ The turkey - he's always stuffed!
What did the big cracker say to the little cracker?
→ My pop is bigger than yours!
- Mum, can I have a dog for Christmas?
- No you can have turkey like everyone else!
Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?
→ Because they soot him!
What's fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels?
→ Father Christmas on roller skates!
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
→ Santa pause!
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
→ Because they both have "Sandy claws"!
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
→ Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe