Christmas Jokes — best jokes

What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
→ They both have balls just for decoration.

A little girl asked Santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one condition, send me your mother.

I think the real miracle of Christmas is how I get through it each year without killing my relatives! (Reno Goodale)

You don't see many reindeer in zoos, do you?
→ No. They can't afford the admission.

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?
→ Santa Ana

- What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas' sleigh and is made of cement?

- I don't know.

- A reindeer!

- What about the cement?

- I just threw that in to make it hard.

What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?
→ Isaiah!

What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?
→ They're both brown, except the snowball.

How would you get four reindeer in a car?
→ Two in the front and two in the back!

And how do you get four polar bears in a car?
→ Take the reindeer out first

Why is a reindeer like a gossip?
→ Because they are both tail bearers!