Christmas Jokes — worst jokes

What's Christmas called in England?
→ Yule Britannia!

Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!.

- Father Christmas: Can't do that one. He hasn't said what size his crocodile takes!

Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door.
Yours, Sherlock Holmes

- Watson: So why do you want a yellow door Holmes?

- Lemon-entry my dear Watson.

'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that!'
'Oh, yes I can.' the elf said.
'Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!'

'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that!'
'Oh, yes I can.' the elf said.
'Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!'

What reindeer can jump higher than a house?
→ They all can! Houses can't jump!

Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach?
→ Because he didn't want to be recognised!

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?
→ Stable-tennis!

Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?
→ Elephanta Claus!

Who delievers cat's Christmas presents?
→ Santa Paws!