Worst jokes

Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit?
→ So he could tell the time at night!

Did you hear about the stupid Kamikaze pilot?
He flew 57 missions!

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away?
→ Because it had a hole in the middle.

A guy walking down a street one afternoon passes an old man sitting on the side of the road with a large sack.
The younger guy says to the old man:

- Watcha got in the sack?

The old man responds:

- I got some monkeys in that there sack.

The younger man asks:

- If I guess how many monkeys you got in the sack, can I keep one?

The old man replies:

- Son, if you guess how many monkeys I got in this sack, I'll give you both of 'em!

- Sister: Why are you putting the saddle on backward?

- Brother: How do you know which way I'm going?

My friend is so silly that he spent two weeks in a revolving door looking for the doorknob!

A silly boy spent the afternoon with some friends, but when the time came for him to leave, a terrific storm started with thunder, lightning and torrential rain.

- You can't go home in this - said one of his friends, you'd better stay the night.

- That's very kind of you - said the boy.

- I'll just run home and get my pyjamas.

A boy went into the local department store where he saw a sign on the escalator - 'Dogs must be carried on this escalator.'
The boy then spent the next tow hours looking for a dog.

Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle neck sweater?
→ To hide his flea collar.

He is so dumb, he thinks an agent is someone who keeps track of your age!