Monkeys in the Sack
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A guy walking down a street one afternoon passes an old man sitting on the side of the road with a large sack.
The younger guy says to the old man:
- Watcha got in the sack?
The old man responds:
- I got some monkeys in that there sack.
The younger man asks:
- If I guess how many monkeys you got in the sack, can I keep one?
The old man replies:
- Son, if you guess how many monkeys I got in this sack, I'll give you both of 'em!
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