Worst jokes

A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun - they just don't remember who with.

Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?
→ The rest are hunt'n peckers.

What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?
→ They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

What does a blonde think an innuendo is?
→ An Italian suppository.

Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois:

- We stand in front of our work.

Sign on a muffler shop in Santa Cruz:

- We're the Nobody that Midas brags about.

What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
→ I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do.
→ Something that when it gives you a blow job, it won't stop until it gets blood.

What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?
→ Marriage.

How is a blonde like a frying pan?
→ You have to get them hot before you put in the meat.

A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
→ "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?
→ She has a checkbook.