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Good Cook
How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
→ She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.
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Guest
Wear a Condom
Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
→ So she can have a doggie bag for later.
Guest
Men and Blonde Humor
Why do men like blonde jokes?
→ Because they can understand them.
Guest
Dimple and Flat Forehead
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
→ Finger on chin-I don't know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!
Guest
Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!
Guest
Knock Knock Stan
- Knock Knock.
- Who's there?
- Stan.
- Stan who?
- Stan back or I'll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Guest
Messed Up Teeth
Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
Guest
Terrorist and Wife
What's the difference between a terrorist and a wife?
→ You can negotiate with the terrorist!
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was going to his Chevy and he got a vist from The Game Warden.
The Warden said:
- Hey Sir, what ya huntin?
The man said:
- Ducks.
The Warden said:
- Did ya have any luck?
He said:
- Got 3.
The Warden said:
- Let Me see them.
The Warden stuck his finger up the ducks butt, smelled it and said:
- This duck is from Ohio, do you have a stamp for it?
The Man gave him the stamp.
The Warden picked up the 2nd duck did the same thing and said:
- Kentuky duck, got a stamp?
The man gave him the stamp.
The Warden did the same thing with the last duck and said:
- Canada duck. Stamp?
The man gave him the stamp.
Then the Warden said:
- Where you from anyway?
The man pulled down his pants and said:
- You're the expert, you tell me!
Guest
Two Black Eyes
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates were understandably curious:
- Jack, what happened to you?!?
- It was the darndest thing! I was at church yesterday, and this fat lady stood up in front of me. You know how a dress can get stuck in the crack of the ass of a fat lady? It looked funny. I figured she wouldn't like that, so I just reached over and pulled it out with a little tug. Next thing I know, she spins around and socks me one!
- Jeez, you got TWO black eyes in one blow?
- Naw... After she turned back around, I figured she was angry that I pulled the dress out of her crack -- so I tried to poke it back in.