Sport Jokes — worst jokes

What part of a football ground is never the same?
→ The changing rooms!

What is the bank manager's favourite type of football?
→ Fiver side!

Why did the goal post get angry?
→ Because the bar was rattled!

Why are football grounds odd?
→ Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

- Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom?

- Captain: Well, it could have been worse.

- Manager: How?

- Captain: There could have been more teams in the league!

- Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet?

- Player: I finished it in three days!

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
→ The bored room!

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?
→ It was a cup draw!

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
→ So that they can pack the defence!

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?
→ Hide the ball, it drives them nuts!