Athletic Rodents
What are the most athletic rodents?
→ Track and field mice.
Random joke from this category
What are the most athletic rodents?
→ Track and field mice.
What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player?
→ Bear Jordan.
How do you start a teddy bear race?
→ Ready, teddy, go!
How does Dracula keep fit?
→ He plays batminton.
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
→ Batminton.
How does a football player make phone calls?
→ On a touch-down phone.
How does a cheerleader answer the phone?
→ H-E-L-L-O!
What do you get if you cross a telephone with a fat football player?
→ A wide receiver.
What did the football say to the football player?
→ I get a kick out of you.
What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
→ A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn." A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." WHACK!