Sport Jokes — worst jokes

Did you hear about the underwater snooker player?
→ He was a pool shark!

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ One to change the lightbulb, and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?
→ One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?
→ The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

What stories are told by basketball players?
→ Tall stories!

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?
→ Jog-raphy!

Why do artists never win when they play football?
→ They keep drawing!

- Ref: I'm sending you off

- Player: What for?

- Ref: The rest of the match!

Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding?
→ They got jellygated!

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
→ Bring on their subs!