Sport Jokes — worst jokes

Why do people leave letters at the football ground?
→ They want to catch the last goal-post!

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable?
→ A common tater!

- PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

- Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing?
→ The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?
→ Because they can't stop saving their work.

Where does the Internet football team play?
→ Webley.

Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?
→ The players all drowned in spring training.

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?
→ Four guys watching a baseball game.

Did you hear about the stupid water-polo player?
His horse drowned . . .

A man in a swimming pool was on the very top diving board. He poised, lifted his arms, and was about to dive when the attendant came running up, shouting, "Don't dive - there's no water in that pool!"
"That's all right," said the man.
"I can't swim!"