Sport Jokes — worst jokes

Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.

Sandy approached and asked if she was all right.

The girl said she was.

A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself.

Approaching again, Sandy offered, "Would you like me to be your friend?"

The girl hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the woman suspiciously.

Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked, "Why are you standing here all alone?"

"Because," the little girl said with great exasperation, "I'm the goalie!"

- Father: I hear you skipped school to play football

- Son: No I didn't, and I have the fish to prove it!

- Salesman: This jug is genuine Indian pottery.

- Customer: But it says "Made in Cleveland."

- Salesman: Haven't you ever heard of the Cleveland Indians?

Who is the fastest runner in history.
→ Adam - because he was the first in the human race.

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
→ When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
→ In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Why won't pigs take up jogging?
→ They don't like to get that far from the table.

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?
→ Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?
→ Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

Why are pigs such great football fans?
→ They're always rooting.