Sex Jokes — worst jokes

Did you know Sex is a crime?
→ Its a misdemeanor - The more I miss de meaner I get..

How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?
→ She unties you.

What do you do in case of fallout?
→ Put it back in and take shorter strokes!

Do you know why it's called sex?
→ Because it's easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh...

Ahhhhhh....

AIIEEEEEEE!!!

How is sex like air?
→ It's no big thing unless you aren't getting any.

Do you know what a Yankee is?
→ Same as a quickie, except you're by yourself

A guy's fingering his girlfriend.

She says, "Would you take off your ring? It's hurting me."

He says, "That's not my ring...

It's my wristwatch."

What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
→ Erotic is using a feather... kinky is using the whole chicken.

A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him. After some preliminary drinks and talk, they got undressed, climbed into bed and generally got organized for a leg over. After a few minutes, the girl started laughing. The fellow asked her what she found so amusing. "Your organ," she replied. "It's a bit on the small side." Hurt, he replied: "It's not used to playing in cathedrals."

- Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?

- Girlfriend: Dunno, I've never looked