Science — worst jokes

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
→ Benjamin Frankenstein

- Frankenstein: Help, I've got a short circuit!

- Igor: Don't worry, I'll lengthen it.

What do you call a clever monster?
→ Frank Einstein.

What happened to Ray when he met the man-eating monster?
→ He became an ex-Ray.

- Mommy monster: Don't eat that uranium.

- Little monster: Why not?

- Mommy monster: You'll get atomic-ache.

Where do space monsters live?
→ In far distant terror-tory.

On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says, "I hope this spaceship doesn't travel faster than sound."

"Why?" replies the cabin steward.

"Because my friend and I want to talk, that's why."

- Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match.

- Igor: Yes, that was one of his most striking achievements.

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?
→ He got atomic ache.

- Igor: Only this morning Dr Frankenstein completed another amazing operation. He crossed an ostrich with a centipede.

- Dracula: And what did he get?

- Igor: We don't know - we haven't managed to catch it yet.