Random joke from this category
Two opposing county chairman were sharing a rare moment together. The Democratic chairman said, "I never pass up a chance to promote the party. For example, whenever I take a cab, I give the driver a sizable tip and say, 'Vote Democratic.'"
His opponent said, "I have a better scheme, and it doesn't cost me a nickel. I don't give any tip at all. And when I leave, I also say, 'Vote Democratic.'"
- Are you a member of any organized political party?
- No. I'm a Republican.
How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?
→ None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.
What do the Republicans have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
→ A mandate to govern.
How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?
→ None. The democrats do that.
How many republicans does it take to disarm the law abiding public so that the government can enforce totalitarianistic and unconstitutional laws?
→ None. The Sociali--Democrats do that
Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals.
On this, Republicans are in full agreement.
Republicans first began thinking like Republicans when they stopped believing in Santa Claus.
Democrats became Democrats because they never stopped believing in Santa Claus.
Republicans see nothing wrong with letting their children play "Cowboys and Indians."
Democrats don't either, as long as the Indians win.
Cheapskate Republicans buy an artificial Christmas tree.
Tight-fisted Democrats buy a real tree, but they wait until the week before Christmas when the lots lower their prices.
Green Democrats buy a real tree with roots, and then replant it after New Years.
