Random joke from this category
The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make them think they will receive a bunch of money, but in reality they never see any of it.
The most popular of these scams is called Social Security.
What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?
→ A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!
Who is king of all the mice?
→ Mouse Tse Tung!
- I hate paying my income tax.
- You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile?
- I'd like to but they insist on money
How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?
→ Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time.
What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
→ They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!
What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?
→ Turkey.
How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Look, for only $87 billion, we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.
The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They were discussing government cost cuts that they recently heard about in the paper.
"Steve," his wife said, while reading the newspaper, "it looks like our government is going to cut overhead and trim down the military forces. They are going to eliminate six overaged destroyers."
To which the husband replies, "Sorry to hear that, dear. I'm sure you'll miss your mother being gone."
