Political Jokes — worst jokes

How do you know when a liberal is really dead?
→ His heart stops bleeding.

How does Al Gore spell potato?
→ T-A-T-E-R.

What is the basement where White House staffers work called?
→ The whine cellar.

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?
→ He's the stiff one.

What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life?
→ Grade six.

If Rodham gets health care, Bentsen gets treasury, and Aspin gets defense, what does Gore get?
→ Coffee.

You know what the problem with political jokes is, don't you?
→ They get elected.

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?
→ The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

The major difference between death and taxes is that Congress can't make death any worse than it is.

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?
→ Depends on how many were photographed.