Police Jokes — worst jokes

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?
→ One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.

What diploma do criminals get?
→ The third degree.

If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have?
→ Organised grime (crime).

Who is the strongest thief?
→ A shoplifter.

What kind of thief steals meat?
→ A hamburglar.

What hired killer never goes to jail?
→ The exterminator.

How do bank robbers send messages?
→ By flee mail!

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?
→ I'm at your service, ma'am.

'It's a pity you've gone on hunger strike,' said the convict's girlfriend on visiting day. 'Why?'
'I've put a file in your cake.'

A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet in the morning the jailers find him gone. How did he get out?
→ Through the doorway - there were no doors remember!