Random joke from this category
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"
The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police officer drove alongside her car and yelled, "Pull over!"
The lady yelled back, "No - mittens!"
On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"
To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"
What does a witch do if her broom is stolen?
→ She calls the flying squad!
Why did the updraft get pulled over?
→ It was speeding in a high shear zone
Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?
→ In a high pressure cell
Why did the tornado get arrested?
→ For speeding, theft, vandalism, assault and murder
Why was the lion-tamer fined?
→ He parked on a yellow lion!
- Police Officer: Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?
- Driver: I love to travel.
A police officer was amazed to see a hiker walking along the road carrying a sign which read "To Seattle." "What are you doing with that?" asked the police officer.
"I'm walking to Seattle," said the hiker, "and I don't want to lose my way."
