Random joke from this category
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says:
- Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?
The man gets really indignant and says:
- Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police officer drove alongside her car and yelled:
- Pull over!
The lady yelled back:
- No - mittens!
On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said:
- Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?
To which the farmer replied:
- Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!
What does a witch do if her broom is stolen?
→ She calls the flying squad!
Why did the updraft get pulled over?
→ It was speeding in a high shear zone
Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?
→ In a high pressure cell
Why did the tornado get arrested?
→ For speeding, theft, vandalism, assault and murder
Why was the lion-tamer fined?
→ He parked on a yellow lion!
- Police Officer: Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?
- Driver: I love to travel.
A police officer was amazed to see a hiker walking along the road carrying a sign which read:
- To Seattle.
- What are you doing with that? - asked the police officer.
- I'm walking to Seattle - said the hiker, and I don't want to lose my way.
