Parrot in Prison
What was the parrot doing in prison?
→ It was a jail-bird!
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What was the parrot doing in prison?
→ It was a jail-bird!
Why do pens get sent to prison?
→ To do long sentences!
Who was the world's greatest thief?
→ Atlas, because he held up the whole world!
Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?
→ So he could break out.
What stars go to jail?
→ Shooting stars.
What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all?
→ A going-away party.
Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?
→ Because it needs bailing out.
When did the criminal get smart?
→ When the judge threw the book at him.
What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?
→ F.B.I.
What kind of robbery is not dangerous?
→ A safe robbery.