Police Jokes — worst jokes

A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car...
Who is driving the car?
→ A police officer!

A mafioso's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the whole year, so I want a new..." He looks at it, then crumples it up into a ball and throws it away.

He gets out a new piece of paper and writes again, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy for most of the year, so I want a new..." He again looks at it with disgust and throws it away.

He then gets an idea. He goes into his mother's room, takes a statue of the Virgin Mary, puts it in the closet, and locks the door. He takes another piece of paper and writes, "Dear baby Jesus. If you ever want to see your mother again..."

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?"

"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.

"That's no offense," said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"

"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Burglar

- Burglar who?

- Burglars don't knock!

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner?
→ A Kong - vict!

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?
→ Robbery with violets!

What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies?
→ Baddy long legs!

What do you call a robbery in China?
→ A Chinese take away!

Who is the biggest gangster in the sea?
→ Al Caprawn!

Why are burglars such good tennis players?
→ Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!