Early Christmas Shopping
NextIt was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner:
- What are you charged with?
- Doing my Christmas shopping early - replied the defendant.
- That's no offense - said the judge.
- How early were you doing this shopping?
- Before the store opened - countered the prisoner.
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