Medicine — worst jokes

- Doctor, Doctor I feel like a spoon!

- Well sit still and don't stir!

- Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee

- Have you tried taking the spoon out?

- Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth.

- So why did you come around then?

- Well, I saw this light at the window...!

- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a mosquito

- Go away, sucker!

- Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep.

- That's baaaaaaaaaad!

- Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage.

- Don't talk rubbish!

- Doctor these pills you gave me for BO...

- What's wrong with them?

- They keep slipping out from under my arms!

- Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee

- Buzz off can't you see I'm busy?

- Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.

- Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!

- Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?!

- Stick your foot out and trip it up!