Medicine — most commented jokes

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
→ You can unscrew a light bulb!

The five most constipated people in the Bible:

1. Cain-who wasn't able.
2. King Solomon-who sat on the throne for forty years.
3. King David-who neither Heaven nor Earth could move.
4. Moses-who took two tablets and went up into the mountains.
5. Noah-who spent 40 days and 40 nights on the ark and passed nothing but water.

What's the definition of AIDS?
→ Anally Injected Death Sentence.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
→ A quarter-pounder with cheese.

Why did the nurse go to art school?
→ To learn how to draw blood!

Why do witches have stiff joints?
→ They get broomatism!

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?
→ Don't bite any witches!

Two weathermen each broke an arm and a leg in an accident, and called from the hospital about the four casts.

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?
→ Hurricanes with cataracts

What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
→ Elkaseltzer.