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Vampire Wedding
Did you hear about the vampire who got married?
→ He proposed to his girl-fiend.
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Did you hear about the vampire who got married?
→ He proposed to his girl-fiend.
Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart?
→ He had loved in vein.
Why do vampires hate arguments?
→ Because they make themselves cross.
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
→ Batminton.
What do you call a vampire junkie?
→ Count Drugula.
What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower?
→ A bat mat.
When do clocks die?
→ When their time is up.
If your watch is broken, why can't you go fishing?
→ Because you don't have the time.
Why do people beat their clocks?
→ To kill time.
Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?
→ Because time was always running out.