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Vampire Porridge
Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?
→ Ghouldilocks.
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Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?
→ Ghouldilocks.
Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?
→ The ghoulscorer.
Why did the vampire take up acting?
→ It was in his blood.
What do vampire footballers have at half-time?
→ Blood oranges.
What do vampires cross the sea in?
→ Blood vessels.
What happened to the two mad vampires?
→ They both went a little batty.
When is the best time to go shopping?
→ When the stores are open.
What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?
→ Time to get a new watchdog.
What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?
→ Five after one.
What dog can tell the time?
→ A watch dog!