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Dracula Misses Lunch
Why did Dracula miss lunch?
→ Because he didn't fancy the stake.
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Why did Dracula miss lunch?
→ Because he didn't fancy the stake.
What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?
→ The world's slowest vampire.
What is Dracula's favorite pudding?
→ Leeches and scream.
Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?
→ He wanted to improve his bite.
Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian?
→ He's looking for a crypt writer.
What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?
→ Well, fangcy that!
How does Dracula keep fit?
→ He plays batminton.
What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?
→ Have a nice bite!
What do you get if you cross Dracula with Al Capone?
→ A fangster.
How does Dracula like to have his food served?
→ In bite-sized pieces.