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Dracula Has No Friends
Why does Dracula have no friends?
→ Because he's a pain in the neck.
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Dracula's Cold Medicine
What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?
→ Coffin medicine.
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Vampire Eleven O'Clock
What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?
→ A coffin break.
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Dracula's Coffin
Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?
→ Because his life is at stake.
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Vampire Front Door
How does a vampire enter his house?
→ Through the bat flap.
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Vampire Fan Club
How do you join a Vampire Fan Club?
→ Send your name, address and blood group.
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Vampire Hobby
What's a vampire's favorite hobby?
→ In-grave-ing.
Guest
Simple-Minded Vampire
Why was the vampire thought of as simple-minded?
→ Because he was a complete sucker.
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Vampire Birthday
What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?
→ A two-year-old vampire.
Guest
Pedestrian Eyes
Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?
→ They looked both ways before they crossed.