Vampire in Love
Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?
→ The girl necks door.
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Vampire's Nail-Biting Son
What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails?
→ He cut all his fingers off!
New Blood in Business
Why was Dracula always willing to help young vampires?
→ Because he liked to see new blood in the business.
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Vampire Borrows Comic
What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?
→ Wait for him to give it back.
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Dracula's Victims
What does Dracula say to his victims?
→ It's been nice gnawing you.
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Vampire Typewriters
What kind of typewriters do vampires like?
→ Blood type-writers.
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Vampire Types
What type of people do vampires like?
→ Type O positive people.
Pink Blood Drinker
What's pink, lives in a sty and drinks blood?
→ A hampire.
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Vampire on a Pumpkin
Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?
→ It wanted to play squash.
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Vampire Orchestra
Did you hear about the vampire who joined an orchestra?
→ He stood on the roof and conducted lightning.